drop gloves not bombs.
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

tulipnight:

Lightning at sunset by  Alan Montesanto

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god